The return of light Joker's definitions

chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

hat

a condom (used mainly by teenagers)

Don't forget to wear a hat before you do it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2008

eater

something that dissolves or corrodes a material

That mildew eater is harmful to the skin. Don't touch the tub until it is washed off.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

out of kilter

not functioning right, out of order

My alarm clock is out of kilter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2009

4ever

forever(used in electronic media)

May you have good luck 4ever.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2008

cotton mouth

xerostomia, dryness of the mouth

I had major a terrible case of cotton mouth from sweating all day.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2008