The return of light Joker's definitions

abandominium

an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter

The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.

by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2008

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008

washout

a failure or disappointment

Charlie Sheen was apparently a washout as a comedian.

by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2011

404

1. crazy or stupid

2. I don't know. (used in text messaging)

(from the computer message that appears on the screen when the browser fails to find the web site's server)

This guy is totally 404.

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2008

finger lickin good

exceptionally delicious (possibly for a slogan from KFC)

Those ribs were finger lickin good.

by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2010

eyetie

1. an Italian (derogatory)

2. pertaining to Italians and their culture (derogatory)
(mainly British)

That eyetie is getting on his high horse.

by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2008

bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily

If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009