The return of light Joker's definitions

pineapple

1. a fragmentation grenade of any other type of hand grenade(because the surface is similar to a pineapple)

2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)

The gangster tried to toss a pineapple into the police car but missed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2008

revolving door

when someone or something leaves a place or position, only to end up back there shortly after

Don't let him use the revolving door trick.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2009

Gridlock

a blockage of something (from the severe road traffic stalling situation)

The gridlock in Web traffic is due to the worm's payload.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010

dweeb

a despised person, a socially inept person

Shut the hell up you dweeb.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2008

ceiling

an upper limit to something

He proposed putting a 3 hour ceiling on gaming time.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2009

vino

wine, especially cheap red wine (the standard word for wine in Spanish and Italian)

I think you have had a little too much vino.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 26, 2007

Jack Mormon

1. A person who associates with The Latter Day saints but is not one of them

2. A Latter Day saint who does not practice or observer the customs and beliefs of The Latter Day Saints

He's the local Jack Mormon of the town.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 27, 2007