The return of Light Joker's definitions

galumph

to move ungracefully, to move clumsiy

Don't Galumph around the computer room.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2008

crickets

absolute silence (said of communication, from the cinematic metaphor)

All the school got from showing the add to the students was crickets.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2011

ashcan

1. a depth charge

2. a powerful cylindrical firecracker

You'd better watch out for that ashcan, 'cause it's bad medicine.

by The Return of Light Joker May 6, 2011

update

1.to record the latest information

2. to bring something up-to date

I have to update my browser.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2008

not break a sweat

to do something with ease

We went all the way from here to there and I did not break a sweat.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

nail in the coffin

something that bring one closer to a seemingly unavoidable negative outcome such as death or defeat

Is this the final nail in the coffin for the coalition.

by The Return of Light Joker August 16, 2009

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011