The return of Light Joker's definitions

artist

a person who is skilled in or specializes in something

I would respect her more if she weren't such a gossip artist.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

dynamite charge

a strong charge given by a judge to a jury to ensure that they reach a verdict, especially if said jury is deadlocked

A dynamite charge is prohibited by law in some places.

by The Return of Light Joker May 4, 2011

zactly

exactly (an abbreviation)

That was zactly the point I wanted to make.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2010

long story short

to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)

Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008

lid

1. a hat or cap

2. an ounce of cannabis, especially marijuana

3. a motorcycle helmet

I got the impression that he was hiding a lid something under his lid.

by The Return of Light Joker December 7, 2011

abandonware

computers software or devices that have been discontinued and are no long sold in stores

Not all abandonware fades into obscurity.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2010

yowzah

yes, absolutely

You mean an amusement park?, yowzah.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008