The only real ninja here's definitions
by The Only Real Ninja Here December 28, 2010
Get the Realisticishmug. The act of grabbing the base of a penis and pushing all the blood to the head in order to make it up to 3 times as hard and almost make it "pop"
by the only real ninja here December 21, 2009
Get the Cockpopmug. The ultimate weapon is Goldeneye 007 for the N64 One hit to the chest gives an instant kill.It is Bonds equal to the Chuck Norris Heart Punch.
Angry russian:Ha you dont even have a weapon
Bond:Yes i do*Pulls out slappers*
Angry russian:what are you going to do with that?
Bond:*Hits angry russian in chest*
Angry russian:*overly dramatic death sequence*
Bond:Yes i do*Pulls out slappers*
Angry russian:what are you going to do with that?
Bond:*Hits angry russian in chest*
Angry russian:*overly dramatic death sequence*
by The only real ninja here March 6, 2010
Get the Slappersmug. by The only real ninja here January 28, 2010
Get the Ijizzmug. To force sexual intercourse upon someone.
also serves as a severe double standard
When a man rapes a woman she is scarred for life and causes that man to go to prison where he gets raped in the shower by a black man with a huge cock
when a woman rapes a man it is one of the greatest things that could ever happen to that man.if he should be stupid and retarded and tell on her every friend he ever had should go up to him and kick him in the balls so he could not pass on his stupidity to a new generation.
also serves as a severe double standard
When a man rapes a woman she is scarred for life and causes that man to go to prison where he gets raped in the shower by a black man with a huge cock
when a woman rapes a man it is one of the greatest things that could ever happen to that man.if he should be stupid and retarded and tell on her every friend he ever had should go up to him and kick him in the balls so he could not pass on his stupidity to a new generation.
DUDE youll never guess what happened to me!
what?
this hot ass asian chick raped me
omg where were you when this happened?you know so i could go check it out.
what?
this hot ass asian chick raped me
omg where were you when this happened?you know so i could go check it out.
by the only real ninja here December 20, 2009
Get the Rapemug. by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010
Get the Burrito Jizzmug. The Black Girl Graph is a graph representing black women:
50% Fat
15% Gang related
10% purple vaginas
10% ugly
10% pancake nipples
5% hot
50% Fat
15% Gang related
10% purple vaginas
10% ugly
10% pancake nipples
5% hot
by the only real ninja here February 20, 2010
Get the Black Girl Graphmug.