The muffin man's definitions

Ejaculatories

Ejaculatories: a noun.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.

She swallowed every last bit of his ejaculatories.

Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

Houdini or Hudini

The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sexual intercourse of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penial gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.

The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."

The Tricker, "Hehe...he"

by The Muffin Man May 13, 2005

Chocolate Muffin

A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.

Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the rusty trumpet of course.

by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006

Windshield Wiper

Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.

Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."

Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

Skun

A derogatory more degrading term for calling someone son, who isn't in fact your son. Considered very disrespectful. Used to show authority or empowerment over a person. Basically labeling the person you refer to as skun your personal bitch.

Joe, "Go get me a beer skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"

by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006

cream cheese farm

A place where cream cheese is harvested and cultivated.

"Hey mom, I wanna visit the cream cheese farm!"

by The muffin man October 30, 2003

Sawbuck

A noun. A word referring to either a the monetary value of ten dollars, or 10 dollars worth of weed (depending on the quality of weed). Was widely introduced into common slang originally in Chicago in the late 1970’s early 1980’s.

Big Dawg, "Hey zJoe let me hold onto a Sawbuck until I get back on my feet."

zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."

by The Muffin Man June 11, 2006