The muffin man's definitions

Houdini or Hudini

The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sexual intercourse of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penial gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.

The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."

The Tricker, "Hehe...he"

by The Muffin Man May 13, 2005

Chocolate Muffin

A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.

Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the rusty trumpet of course.

by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006

Skun

A derogatory more degrading term for calling someone son, who isn't in fact your son. Considered very disrespectful. Used to show authority or empowerment over a person. Basically labeling the person you refer to as skun your personal bitch.

Joe, "Go get me a beer skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"

by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006

cream cheese farm

A place where cream cheese is harvested and cultivated.

"Hey mom, I wanna visit the cream cheese farm!"

by The muffin man October 30, 2003

The Rusted Trombone

The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.

Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."

Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

Emover

A noun. Refers to the ridiculous haircut that is ever so popular among the "emo" culture. Where you have very long bangs and you comb it over in the front. Usually dyed black. Common side effects are depression. The name is derived from genre emo and the haircut the combover.

Normie, "Wow you look like such a faggot with your emover."

Emo, "Don’t hate me because I make myself depressed. I’m going home to kill myself.”

Emo Clone, “Now look what you did. You made his mascara run.”

Normie, "I pray for his success."

by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006

Bong Buster

A verb. When someone hits a bong, holds in the smoke then rips a beer bong and exhales the weed smoke. Invented at Dorsey's house in the late 1990's.

Dorsey, "Damn Stanger that's your 4th Bong Buster this hour."

Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."

by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006