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Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.
My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
Get the Ass Assault Aprilmug. by The man dan with a plan February 5, 2019
Get the WAFAmug. by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018
Get the shit-filledmug. The act of having sex with your clothes on. (The girl wears pants with a fly, or the man cuts her pants out.)
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
Get the The Detroit Drillermug. The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
Get the Spectacular Squirt Septembermug. It's as complicated as it sounds. The man attaches a dildo to a vibrator, and then puts the holes in the respective areas and has sex.
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
Get the The Rhode Island Railwaymug. The act of quietly having sex in a house with other people in adjacent rooms. Usually involves duct tape.
by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018
Get the Risky Robbiemug.