The act of having sex with your clothes on. (The girl wears pants with a fly, or the man cuts her pants out.)
by The man dan with a plan December 02, 2018
The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September
by The man dan with a plan December 02, 2018
The act of quietly having sex in a house with other people in adjacent rooms. Usually involves duct tape.
by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018
Commonly on mobile, but can be on other games; when a game seems good from it's preview/ trailer, but is actually hotter trash than a reality star's mouth.
Priscilla decided to download War of Empirical states on her iphone8, but she ended up getting gamebaited.
by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018
The March equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Also known as the manic masturbation month, Destroy Dick December can be stimulation from a variety of ways, but Manic Masturbation March must just be you, your hand and your trusty icognito tab.
Oh, thank god Fuck Fapping February is finally over! I've been looking forward to some quality time in Manic Masturbation March.
by The man dan with a plan December 02, 2018
Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.
My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
by The man dan with a plan December 02, 2018
It is surprising how messed up the mind can be. Any way, the act of doing the "dirty deed" with a plant.
The only one in history, Robert Mclandononaff, 27, was caught and sentenced to death in 1990 for being a floraphile
by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018