Definitions by The mad shatter

jackastrophe 

When a jackass causes a catastrophe

Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass

jackastrophe by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

cup check 

what one says while slapping someone in the nuts. probably comes from sports, where guys wear cups. used by losers that think it is funny. the ONLY proper responce is to beat the crap out of the person who did it, otherwise you are gay for letting him do it without retaliation. if you actually are gay, i don't know the proper responce.

Billy: "Cup check biatch!"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"

cup check by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

Felch 

According to a professor I had, it is an act which was done by some religion (I am not going to say which!) where the head holy man ritualistically sacrifices a virgin girl, then leaves the body out and the inards begin to decompose. once they are decomposed enough, they took the body out and have a ceremony where the head holy man would place his mouth over the dead girl's vagina, and his assistant would then stomp on her belly, forcing the rotten and decomposing innards out through the opening and into the holy man's mouth, and he then swallows them. supposedly the rotten innards would affect the holy man's health, and put him in a fever, where he would recieve visions (because he is halucinating) sent by their god and it would predict the future of the kingdom for the next year. i do not know if it is real, but my professor swore it was

is an example really necessary?

Felch by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

it's not you, it's me 

female slang for: It is you.

after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"

it's not you, it's me by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

Spinner

A wheel that has a free spinning exterior portion so that at stops, it still looks like it is moving. Can be expensive, but you can get cheap plastic hub cap versions at crappy auto parts stores. The plastic ones are often seen on pizza delivery boys' cars

Damn, that hooch has got 3 spinners on her ride. The fourth must be on lay away.

Spinner by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

et 

Eddie Torez the Extra Testicle. It is from a Cheech and Chong movie. A latin alien charater with, surprise surprise, and extra testicle

I did not realize it until he dropped his pants, but I was getting funky with ET

et by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

barn dance 

a euphamism used by rednecks when bragging about having sex with their farm animals

Me and Bessie went to the barn dance last night

barn dance by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005