1. To fart
2. A raw ass as a result of engaging in rough anal sex. Not appropriate unless the woman (or man if that is your thing) is tore up so bad that she (or he) can not walk straight for at least 5 days
2. A raw ass as a result of engaging in rough anal sex. Not appropriate unless the woman (or man if that is your thing) is tore up so bad that she (or he) can not walk straight for at least 5 days
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I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.
I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.
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Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.
If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.
If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
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Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.
by The mad shatter June 18, 2014
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Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass
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Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?
Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
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