Definitions by The king of the Doritos
Obi-Wan Kenobi
1. The art of banging high status women, especially high ranking government officials such as prime ministers, senators and former queens.
2. A total Gigachad who gets all the girls.
2. A total Gigachad who gets all the girls.
Anakin: Have you seen Padmé lately?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh you mean my girlfriend?
Anakin: I HATE YOU!!!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh you mean my girlfriend?
Anakin: I HATE YOU!!!
Obi-Wan Kenobi by The king of the Doritos March 13, 2026
Mogólico
Person: "sos un mogólico" ("you're a mogólico")
Axel Kicillof: "bata eu bata" (unintelligible gibberish)
Axel Kicillof: "bata eu bata" (unintelligible gibberish)
Mogólico by The king of the Doritos August 26, 2025
Hagov
1- Hangover but written by retards.
2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.
2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.
1- Man #1: "yo dude i had a hagov"
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."
2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."
2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")
Hagov by The king of the Doritos July 30, 2025
Cabecinha
Woman: "É grande demais, não sei se eu aguento isso tudo" (It's too big, I don't know if I can handle all of that)
Ricardo: "Calma, eu vou botar só a cabecinha" (Calm down, I'm putting only the head)
Ricardo: "Calma, eu vou botar só a cabecinha" (Calm down, I'm putting only the head)
Cabecinha by The king of the Doritos July 5, 2025
Kashyyyk
Hell.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "What about the droid attack on the wookiees?"
Mace Windu: "I'm out of this. Kashyyyk? I'm not going to that Force mistake of a planet."
Anakin Skywalker: "They have giant spiders there. Not that I'm afraid of them but they're fucking disgusting."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I'm not going there either. Just like everyone here, I hate that planet."
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "Master Yoda, don't you have good relations with the Wookiees?"
Yoda: "Good relations with your mother, I have."
Mace Windu: "I'm out of this. Kashyyyk? I'm not going to that Force mistake of a planet."
Anakin Skywalker: "They have giant spiders there. Not that I'm afraid of them but they're fucking disgusting."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I'm not going there either. Just like everyone here, I hate that planet."
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "Master Yoda, don't you have good relations with the Wookiees?"
Yoda: "Good relations with your mother, I have."
Kashyyyk by The king of the Doritos May 5, 2025
Gigachad
Gigachad
He's the king of the town
With a swagger so cool, he never frowns
He's got the moves and he's got the style
Gigachad's here, gonna make you smile :)
Weed!!! Weed!!! Gigachad loves his green
Roll it up and share it with the team
No worries in the world when he's high
Gigachad is all about the good vibes
Gigachad! Gigachad!
Always on the rise with his weed an his charm, he mesmerizes
Gigachad! It's the Gigachad!
Living carefree in his world of peace and harmony
He's the king of the town
With a swagger so cool, he never frowns
He's got the moves and he's got the style
Gigachad's here, gonna make you smile :)
Weed!!! Weed!!! Gigachad loves his green
Roll it up and share it with the team
No worries in the world when he's high
Gigachad is all about the good vibes
Gigachad! Gigachad!
Always on the rise with his weed an his charm, he mesmerizes
Gigachad! It's the Gigachad!
Living carefree in his world of peace and harmony
Dude #1: Hey man what's up
Dude #2: Doing good. Hey, look at that dude over there
Dude #1: OMG it's Gigachad!!
Gigachad: Hey dudes, y'all want some weed?
Dude #1 and #2: Of course bro, you're so nice
Gigachad: I've gotta spread peace and harmony, you're all my bros.
Dude #1: The great Gigachad, always sharing his weed and making the world better
Dude #2: Yeah
Dude #2: Doing good. Hey, look at that dude over there
Dude #1: OMG it's Gigachad!!
Gigachad: Hey dudes, y'all want some weed?
Dude #1 and #2: Of course bro, you're so nice
Gigachad: I've gotta spread peace and harmony, you're all my bros.
Dude #1: The great Gigachad, always sharing his weed and making the world better
Dude #2: Yeah
Gigachad by The king of the Doritos July 12, 2024
Broly
Broly by The king of the Doritos December 26, 2020