by The king of the Doritos December 26, 2020

Woman: "É grande demais, não sei se eu aguento isso tudo" (It's too big, I don't know if I can handle all of that)
Ricardo: "Calma, eu vou botar só a cabecinha" (Calm down, I'm putting only the head)
Ricardo: "Calma, eu vou botar só a cabecinha" (Calm down, I'm putting only the head)
by The king of the Doritos July 05, 2025

Hell.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "What about the droid attack on the wookiees?"
Mace Windu: "I'm out of this. Kashyyyk? I'm not going to that Force mistake of a planet."
Anakin Skywalker: "They have giant spiders there. Not that I'm afraid of them but they're fucking disgusting."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I'm not going there either. Just like everyone here, I hate that planet."
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "Master Yoda, don't you have good relations with the Wookiees?"
Yoda: "Good relations with your mother, I have."
Mace Windu: "I'm out of this. Kashyyyk? I'm not going to that Force mistake of a planet."
Anakin Skywalker: "They have giant spiders there. Not that I'm afraid of them but they're fucking disgusting."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I'm not going there either. Just like everyone here, I hate that planet."
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "Master Yoda, don't you have good relations with the Wookiees?"
Yoda: "Good relations with your mother, I have."
by The king of the Doritos May 05, 2025

Person: "sos un mogólico" ("you're a mogólico")
Axel Kicillof: "bata eu bata" (unintelligible gibberish)
Axel Kicillof: "bata eu bata" (unintelligible gibberish)
by The king of the Doritos August 26, 2025

Swag person 1: sup m8.
Swag person 2: oh hello m8 today I rekt ur sister.
Swag person 1: M8 WTF M7+1 U WOT M9?!
Swag person 2: Exactly m7 lmao yeah xDD
Swag person 1: K, m8 who cares. Let's eat some Doritos m7
Swag person 2: k
Swag person 2: oh hello m8 today I rekt ur sister.
Swag person 1: M8 WTF M7+1 U WOT M9?!
Swag person 2: Exactly m7 lmao yeah xDD
Swag person 1: K, m8 who cares. Let's eat some Doritos m7
Swag person 2: k
by The king of the Doritos September 12, 2019

by The king of the Doritos September 16, 2019

Enlightened person 1: May I ask Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent
by The king of the Doritos July 04, 2020
