Definitions by The king of the Doritos
Sexy Time with Bowser
An option in the Bowser roulette from Mario Party games. If Bowser spins the roulette and it lands on this, he wears a pink lingerie and you're about to have a sexy time with him.
Person 1: "Oh no, I landed on a Bowser space."
Person 2: "He'll spin the roulette. Let's see what it will be."
Person 1: "Sexy time with Bowser. Oh hell no..."
Person 2: "OH HELL YES, HAHAHAHAHA"
Bowser: "How you doing, baby?"
Person 2: "He'll spin the roulette. Let's see what it will be."
Person 1: "Sexy time with Bowser. Oh hell no..."
Person 2: "OH HELL YES, HAHAHAHAHA"
Bowser: "How you doing, baby?"
Sexy Time with Bowser by The king of the Doritos May 29, 2026
Golimar
Clip: GOLIMAAAAAAR! GOLIMAR! GOLIMAR MAR MAR MAR MAR!
Person 1: "tf is he saying?"
Person 2: "Don't know, but it's funny."
Person 1: "Lol, I never knew there was a bootleg Thriller rip-off from India."
Person 1: "tf is he saying?"
Person 2: "Don't know, but it's funny."
Person 1: "Lol, I never knew there was a bootleg Thriller rip-off from India."
Golimar by The king of the Doritos May 8, 2026
Obi-Wan Kenobi
1. The art of banging high status women, especially high ranking government officials such as prime ministers, senators and former queens.
2. A total Gigachad who gets all the girls.
2. A total Gigachad who gets all the girls.
Anakin: Have you seen Padmé lately?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh you mean my girlfriend?
Anakin: I HATE YOU!!!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh you mean my girlfriend?
Anakin: I HATE YOU!!!
Obi-Wan Kenobi by The king of the Doritos March 13, 2026
Mogólico
Person: "sos un mogólico" ("you're a mogólico")
Axel Kicillof: "bata eu bata" (unintelligible gibberish)
Axel Kicillof: "bata eu bata" (unintelligible gibberish)
Mogólico by The king of the Doritos August 26, 2025
Hagov
1- Hangover but written by retards.
2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.
2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.
1- Man #1: "yo dude i had a hagov"
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."
2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."
2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")
Hagov by The king of the Doritos July 30, 2025
Cabecinha
Woman: "É grande demais, não sei se eu aguento isso tudo" (It's too big, I don't know if I can handle all of that)
Ricardo: "Calma, eu vou botar só a cabecinha" (Calm down, I'm putting only the head)
Ricardo: "Calma, eu vou botar só a cabecinha" (Calm down, I'm putting only the head)
Cabecinha by The king of the Doritos July 5, 2025
Kashyyyk
Hell.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "What about the droid attack on the wookiees?"
Mace Windu: "I'm out of this. Kashyyyk? I'm not going to that Force mistake of a planet."
Anakin Skywalker: "They have giant spiders there. Not that I'm afraid of them but they're fucking disgusting."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I'm not going there either. Just like everyone here, I hate that planet."
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "Master Yoda, don't you have good relations with the Wookiees?"
Yoda: "Good relations with your mother, I have."
Mace Windu: "I'm out of this. Kashyyyk? I'm not going to that Force mistake of a planet."
Anakin Skywalker: "They have giant spiders there. Not that I'm afraid of them but they're fucking disgusting."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I'm not going there either. Just like everyone here, I hate that planet."
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "Master Yoda, don't you have good relations with the Wookiees?"
Yoda: "Good relations with your mother, I have."
Kashyyyk by The king of the Doritos May 5, 2025