The king Friday's definitions

the marked man

when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you

lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

tour of paradise

the sexual act of exploring every orifice of a womans body with your penis/ other appendages

i did a tour of paradise with lindsay

by The king Friday September 5, 2013

candy apple

while your woman is on her period you insert your balls into her bloody vagina coating your balls in blood making them look candy apples then she licks off like shes eating a candy apple

my balls looked like a candy apple and she licked it all off

by The king Friday September 9, 2013

the bloody nightmare

while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare

lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me

by The king Friday February 3, 2014

john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 17, 2013

cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.

Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger

by The king Friday May 11, 2014