cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.
Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger
by The king Friday March 29, 2014
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stunt run

the act of doing 6 sexual postions in 2 minutes and all have to be different
lindsay and i made it to 5 positions in two minutes we weren't able to complete the 6th to finish the stunt run
by The king Friday September 07, 2013
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BlackBerry cream pie

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie
Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week
by The king Friday July 25, 2015
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the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower
tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,
by The king Friday November 08, 2015
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lethal lady

the act of a guy dressing up in a florida gators mascot costume the having sex with his woman while she does the hand motion of the gator bite
shelly and I did the lethal lady while i was using the gators mascot costume since she is a gators fan
by The king Friday September 10, 2013
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tour of paradise

the sexual act of exploring every orifice of a womans body with your penis/ other appendages
i did a tour of paradise with lindsay
by The king Friday September 06, 2013
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