20 definitions by The king Friday

reliable special

the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants

lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school

by The king Friday September 9, 2013

john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 18, 2013

roof job

the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth

lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch

by The king Friday March 13, 2014

el whoppo

while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!

lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo

by The king Friday September 6, 2013

lethal lady

the act of a guy dressing up in a florida gators mascot costume the having sex with his woman while she does the hand motion of the gator bite

shelly and I did the lethal lady while i was using the gators mascot costume since she is a gators fan

by The king Friday September 10, 2013

the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday November 8, 2015