Definitions by The king Friday

cops and robbers 

the sexual game of placing a donut over your hard on and blind folding the woman and having her try to eat the donut off your dick without her eating it or having the man blind folded and trying to eat a candy bar out of the girls vagina all while being handcuffed

lindsay and i tried cops and robbers and and i ate a snickers out of her vagina

cops and robbers by The king Friday September 7, 2013

the marked man

when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you

lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man

the marked man by The king Friday September 7, 2013

tour of paradise 

the sexual act of exploring every orifice of a womans body with your penis/ other appendages

i did a tour of paradise with lindsay

tour of paradise by The king Friday September 5, 2013

el whoppo 

while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!

lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo

el whoppo by The king Friday September 5, 2013

the king friday 

the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw

lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party

the king friday by The king Friday September 5, 2013

the devils bow tie 

the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.

"i totally picked up lindsay and gave her the devils bow tie in the back of my inferno van"

the devils bow tie by The king Friday September 2, 2013