Faptics

A combination of the word "Fapping" and "Tactics". Used to describe tricks or ways of masturbating.

Steve told me about these faptics he used. At first I thought they sounded crazy, but after reviewing them they kind of make sense.

by The guy May 16, 2016

atom dick

A dick of such low magnitude, that it is on the molecular level or lower. The word is meant to be an over exaggeration , as no dick of such small size could exist.

I think I know why Joe is always so pissed off. He must have an atom dick!

by The guy November 14, 2014

speed of light

The speed that light travels (if it doesn't say in what medium, then it implies the speed that light travels *in vacuum*) Light travels at 2.99792458E8m/s, or approximated to 3.0E8m/s, in vacuum. Due to the lazy nature of physicists, this number is commonly denoted as a constant c in calculations. The Theory of Relativity predicted that no moving object in the universe has a speed that exceeds c. Therefore, if you hear something is traveling faster than the speed of light, it's non sense.

A light-year is the distance that light can travel in a year. The speed of light is about 3.0E8m/s, and a year has 3.1536E7 seconds. Therefore, a light-year is about 9.46E15 meters.

by the guy July 25, 2004

on pause

used to describe something that used to be active but is not, for the moment.

Your hair has been on pause for a minute
You need to cut that off.

by the guy December 06, 2004

Womps

similar to oops. used when making fun or being a jerk good-heartedly

Oh, i just beat you again!? WOMPS

by the guy November 02, 2003

austoko

The Ruler of the world. All shall bow down to him.

Austoko is the man. Disobey him, and you shall perish, like others before him!

by The Guy August 06, 2004

Autismsplaining

Autismsplaining is when one presents another with information that they are likely unfamiliar with in a very in-depth and technical manner. The word is derived from the tendency of people with ASD to give long-winded dissertations on topics that others aren't very well versed in.

Autismsplaining usually involves specific, technical jargon and lengthy explanation that the listener is unlikely to understand.

"Yeah guitars are pretty cool. My favorite shape is the Gibson SG body, but in terms of actual playability and function, I prefer the ESP Viper series. Gibson's had a lot of quality control issues and lack of innovation, and I think that the better pickup design with a coil-splitting option is far superior to any Gibson product, while still retaining the iconic design."

"Dude, you're autismsplaining. I barely understood any of that beyond you liking guitars."

by The guy October 02, 2020