The dude 's definitions

Highlight reel

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.

I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.

by THe dude December 5, 2004

god

a figure made up from the imagination to explain why things happen in the world.

people are stupid and scared so they mad up a fictional "hero" to protect them

by the dude December 11, 2004

JRON

A large heterosexual male who loves the band Tool and spending time with his girl.

Jron raped my ass.
I saw Jron coming, so I ran away.

by The Dude July 22, 2003

sqwaker

a person who is usually tall, gangly, and play sports (ie:soccer). they are usually in middle school- high school.

stupid jock squaker. so goddamn usless and unhelpful. asshole

by the dude January 26, 2005

Shibangabang

1. An exclamation.

2. An expression that Dave Chappelle used once in the racial draft.

1. Holy Shibangabang!

2. Yes, the whole shibangabang.

by The dude May 13, 2005

Cleveland Snowplow

after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro

Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.

by the dude February 3, 2005

the rede

"An' it harm no one, do what ye will"

An inherently immoral philosophy because it encourages a failure to act. "An' it harm no one..." means do not actively harm anyone. Fine. Doing harm is, in fact, bad. However, failing to prevent harm is also bad. If you live by The Rede you can fail to prevent harm if the prevention of harm is not "what ye will." Also, if actively doing good deeds is not "what ye will," then you do not have to do them.

Although living by The Rede does not necessarily make you a bad person, it also does not make you a good person.

"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."

by The Dude November 11, 2004