The doctor's definitions

kinching

Kinching Morts & Coes: refers to child pickpockets, beggars or other criminal/mendicant professions. Ca. 1800.

Kinching Mort stole my purse!

by The Doctor March 28, 2004

bad mouth

v., to curse or say negative things about something, usually another person.

Why did he want to bad mouth me?

by The Doctor September 17, 2004

daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?

by The Doctor February 19, 2005

tom thumb

rum, in Cockney rhyming slang

I'll 'ave me a double of Tom Thumb.

by The Doctor October 16, 2004

bogart

v. To smoke a cigarette or a joint in such a way as to leave the end wet with spit, thus making it something no one wants to toke on.

Hey, man, don't bogart that joint!

by The Doctor January 9, 2005

Fan Fiction

1. Fiction written by fans about an extant fictional universe.
2. Amateur fiction of any kind published in fanzines.

He wrote a great piece of fan fiction set in the universe of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

She had a piece of fan fiction published in THE CRUDZINE QUARTERLY.

by The Doctor November 9, 2004