Demon Spawn

n. joking term used to refer to mischievious kids.

I've told you more than once, your child is a Demon Spawn.

by The Doctor October 18, 2004

dag nab it

Another way to say "doggone it" or "damn it."

Dag nab it, I just can't help myself!

by The Doctor October 06, 2004

FMZ

Abbreviation for an amateur "fan magazine." See also fanzine. Outside of sf fandom, "fan magazines" were magazines published in the 1930s and 1940s about the stars of movies.

I enjoyed reading your fmz.

by The Doctor September 22, 2004

daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?

by The Doctor February 19, 2005

Ka Ka

1. cross-eyed or cockeyed
2. grade school children's euphamism for shit

Note: Term was used a few times by "Al" on the tv show QUANTUM LEAP; which definition was intended is a matter of personal interpretation.

"His view of the situation is ka ka."

"I just made a ka ka in my pants."

by The Doctor September 02, 2004

the nitty gritty

Another way of saying "the bottom line" or "the basics."

Okay, let's get now to the nitty gritty, now.

by The Doctor October 06, 2004