The collectiveish's definitions
A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
by The collectiveish September 6, 2010
Get the Troll Syndrommug. A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.
Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?
Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
by The collectiveish September 7, 2010
Get the Professional Yard Sale Associatemug. A depraved sex act that centers around ejaculating in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. The felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.
by The Collectiveish July 29, 2010
Get the The Hostagemug. A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.
by The Collectiveish August 5, 2010
Get the The Invisible Tea Cup Ridemug. A depraved sex act that involves slowly pouring warm water over a female’s clit until she pees, then scolding her for being filthy. Enjoyed by men who like to yell and women that like to be yelled at.
by The Collectiveish August 4, 2010
Get the The Waterfall Of shamemug. W: I want to have a baby with you.
M: I want to eat some baby rib meat.
W: wow...a no would have worked as well.
M: problem solved.
M: I want to eat some baby rib meat.
W: wow...a no would have worked as well.
M: problem solved.
by The collectiveish September 8, 2010
Get the Baby Rib Meatmug. A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.
by The Collectiveish August 3, 2010
Get the The Weeping Mannequinmug.