The coMANd'r's definitions
Paige: This is a great Zeppelin cover band, but this place is packed.
Jillian: I can get us some space with a crowd clearer. I let one go upstairs, and made room. I got another one chambered, so just give me the word.
Barney: I think we are better off with the crowd. I’ll pass, pun intended.
Jillian: I can get us some space with a crowd clearer. I let one go upstairs, and made room. I got another one chambered, so just give me the word.
Barney: I think we are better off with the crowd. I’ll pass, pun intended.
by the comand'r August 28, 2022
Get the crowd clearermug. Paige: Sneeze Achoo!
Kate: You sick?
Paige: No, just allergies
Kate: You sure you don't got a touch of the rona? I do not see you being COVIDgilent in your day-to-day.
Kate: You sick?
Paige: No, just allergies
Kate: You sure you don't got a touch of the rona? I do not see you being COVIDgilent in your day-to-day.
by the comand'r April 1, 2020
Get the touch of the ronamug. Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 24, 2023
Get the extortion abortionmug. Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.
by the comand'r October 3, 2013
Get the fumpiremug. A key move used by savvy drinkers where you have about one quarter of your cocktail left as you approach the bartender for your next, as not to go bone dry. Similar to the DJ crossfade smooth transition from one song to the next by turning the volume down on the first song as it ends and up on the new song as it begins.
Barney: Eric got toasted last night
Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
by the comand'r October 22, 2022
Get the crossfade cocktailmug. The term used to identify mixed gender educational facilities in the COVID-19 pandemic. COVID-19 turns co-ed to co-V-ed.
Jill: Kat’s going back to college in August and the dorms are open.
Paige: Really?
Jill: Ya, she’s attending a CO-v-ED university. Back to school Fall 2020.
Paige: Make sure she remains COVIDgilent.
Paige: Really?
Jill: Ya, she’s attending a CO-v-ED university. Back to school Fall 2020.
Paige: Make sure she remains COVIDgilent.
by the comand'r June 21, 2020
Get the co-V-edmug. Ken: Mom is freaked out about the COVID-19. She is scaring me because every time I cough, she is telling me we need to go to the drive-thru testing.
Barney: Ya, Mom is just being COVIDgilent about da rona to be protective of our family.
Barney: Ya, Mom is just being COVIDgilent about da rona to be protective of our family.
by the comand'r March 18, 2020
Get the COVIDgilentmug.