pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.

Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

Renaissance Dick

Noun: A person who is capable of having strong and incredibly fucking stupid opinions on a wide variety of subjects.

Two minutes after sitting down, I realized that Todd's friend Rick was a Renaissance Dick - a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan and Noam Chomsky devotee' who also believed the 911 attacks were orchestrated by the Israelis.

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

DUIcycle

Alternative form of personal transportation - often a child's bicycle or scooter - which one has to use upon loss of his or her driver's license

As if the hangover was not bad enough, the chain broke on Ricky's DUIcycle halfway to work and he arrived at the machine shop twenty minutes late and soaked in beer sweat.

by The Working Dead December 09, 2013

Flubble

Noun: The loose, fatty tissue that dangles and shakes from an overweight female teacher's upper arm when she writes on a blackboard

I totally lost track of the theorem because I was so mesmerized by Mrs. Pack's flubble. Christ, can't someone please send her a note telling her to stop wearing sleeveless dresses?

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

Lesbian Astronomy

Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.

Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

Bitchorcist

A person capable of subduing or driving out the Bitch spirit from the woman it has possessed.

Dale would never have gotten Teri to sign his expense report if he hadn't brought Lisa along as his Bitchorcist

by The Working Dead September 17, 2016