A person, who by virtual of their physical size or dietary habits, produces bowel movements that dominate the fecosystem.
Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator
by The Working Dead July 01, 2016
Noun - fear of accidentally seeing male nudity in a movie or on TV. A one-word explanation for the otherwise inexplicable male affinity for lesbian love scenes.
Dave's Manassophobia had taught him to approach Game of Thrones with a wary eye. He only watched it on DVR, with an alert thumb on the fast forward button.
by The Working Dead March 30, 2014
Alternative form of personal transportation - often a child's bicycle or scooter - which one has to use upon loss of his or her driver's license
As if the hangover was not bad enough, the chain broke on Ricky's DUIcycle halfway to work and he arrived at the machine shop twenty minutes late and soaked in beer sweat.
by The Working Dead December 09, 2013
"Man, that Toby Keith concert last night was the biggest Cracker Barrel I have seen in a long time."
by The Working Dead July 13, 2019
Business Term (Verb): To undermine the utility of a business meeting through participation, or to extinguish the meaning and impact of a presentation or letter by editing it or adding his own unsolicited thoughts.
Thanks to some stupid fucker inviting him, Kevin was able unpurpose the meeting in about five minutes
by The Working Dead July 10, 2016
(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.
As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.
by The Working Dead October 08, 2016