The Working Dead's definitions

Unpurpose

Business Term (Verb): To undermine the utility of a business meeting through participation, or to extinguish the meaning and impact of a presentation or letter by editing it or adding his own unsolicited thoughts.

Thanks to some stupid fucker inviting him, Kevin was able unpurpose the meeting in about five minutes

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

Lesbian Astronomy

Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.

Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

Flubble

Noun: The loose, fatty tissue that dangles and shakes from an overweight female teacher's upper arm when she writes on a blackboard

I totally lost track of the theorem because I was so mesmerized by Mrs. Pack's flubble. Christ, can't someone please send her a note telling her to stop wearing sleeveless dresses?

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

DUIcycle

Alternative form of personal transportation - often a child's bicycle or scooter - which one has to use upon loss of his or her driver's license

As if the hangover was not bad enough, the chain broke on Ricky's DUIcycle halfway to work and he arrived at the machine shop twenty minutes late and soaked in beer sweat.

by The Working Dead December 9, 2013

Bitchorcist

A person capable of subduing or driving out the Bitch spirit from the woman it has possessed.

Dale would never have gotten Teri to sign his expense report if he hadn't brought Lisa along as his Bitchorcist

by The Working Dead September 17, 2016

Renaissance Dick

Noun: A person who is capable of having strong and incredibly fucking stupid opinions on a wide variety of subjects.

Two minutes after sitting down, I realized that Todd's friend Rick was a Renaissance Dick - a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan and Noam Chomsky devotee' who also believed the 911 attacks were orchestrated by the Israelis.

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016