The Wog Whomper's definitions

SBD

A Douglas Dauntless airplane from World War II.

A silent but foul fart. "Silent but deadly."

Lieutenant Walters climbed into his SBD and shouted at Sergeant Powers, who had left an SBD in there.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

low life

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.

Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

Pachuco

Criminal with greasy hair.

Raymond is a Pachuco

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

jail

A place where crips, bloods, and Pachucos are as happy as clams, but where crooked businessmen are nervous and should never bend over.

Ken Lay belongs in jail with a few hundred greasy slime balls.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

pollutocrat

An person whose extraordinary wealth and business practices contribute to:

* Pollution of the Earth
* Oppression of the poor
* Misuse of natural resources
* Shipment of jobs to India and China

John Kerry and Al Gore are pollutocrats.

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

BLuto

A noble cartoon character devoted to keeping the streets clean. He beat up punks, hoodlums, and gangsters with little provocation, making the streets safer for you and me.

He was sometimes friends with Popeye the Sailor Man, who also beat up scores of punks and hoodlums.

Bluto taught us that the appropriate thing to do with street gangsters is to beat them up.

Bluto is my hero. He pounds Pachucos with vigor and leaves them in a greasy heap in the gutter.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

flapping cheeks

What you get when you let a prodigious fart, or binderfender: your cheeks flap.

Bronwyn got a bad case of flapping cheeks in dance class today. She cleared the room three times.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005