The Wog Whomper's definitions

stooge-o-matic

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.

No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

tochas

A keister. A butt.

Old Yiddish word for arse. The basis for the word tush.

Myra, would you get up off your tochas already and feed the children?

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

slobber box

A greasy spoon diner. A cheap cafe.

Mack and Margo ate burgers and fries over at Louie's slobber box.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

sack of farts

A fartsack. A sleeping bag.

Common use since World War II, maybe earlier.

After an evening of playing poker, everyone got into the sack of farts.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

greasy hair

A defining characteristic of the Pachuco. A notification that the wearer is a street gang member and should be beaten up immediately.

Hey, let's go beat up that greasy-haired Pachuco before he crosses the street.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Pachuco

Criminal with greasy hair.

Raymond is a Pachuco

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

low life

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.

Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005