grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.

My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Utah Jazz

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005

crackers

Crazy. Nuts. Extremely foolish.

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

dropski

A bribe. Especially a bribe left (or "dropped") at a secret location to be picked up by the bribee.

It's time to leave the dropski behind the doghouse. Big Eddie's bagman will pick it up.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.

Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

urinal

A porcelain object often found mounted on the sides of public buildings in Italy.

Luigi stepped up to the urinal and took a whiz while the crowd kept walking behind him.

by The Wog Whomper May 04, 2005

keister

Buttocks, heinie, your arse.

Samantha has a formidable keister.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005