45 definitions by The Wog Whomper

horn

1. A telephone.

2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.

Megan can't come down now, she's on the horn.

Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Bloods

A group of stupid, ignorant street criminals that ties red rags around their ass holes.

Bloods spend their days hanging out on street corners making idiotic signs with their hands. They take what is not theirs and delight in hurting other people.

Best thing to do with those Bloods is shoot 'em all in the street. Save the taxpayers the cost of a trial and the cost of a Sheeny Shyster defense attorney.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005

grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.

My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005

Pachuco

Criminal with greasy hair.

Raymond is a Pachuco

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

toad sticker

A knife with a long, sharp blade. A shiv.

Jack the Bear sliced up the Pachuco with his toad sticker.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

flapping cheeks

What you get when you let a prodigious fart, or binderfender: your cheeks flap.

Bronwyn got a bad case of flapping cheeks in dance class today. She cleared the room three times.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005