Crips

Thoroughly stupid, illiterate, and ignorant people who:

* Tie blue rags around their ass holes
* Make stupid signs with their hands
* Haven't the slightest amount of courage
* Aren't bold enough to knock over a liquor store without six of their buddies standing around
* Are too stupid to know how to hold a handgun
* Are too ignorant to get a job
* End up in prison, or maybe dead in the gutter

Shauntay and Esmore are crips. They hold their guns on their sides to show everyone how stupid they are

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

plutocracy

A government controlled by the wealthy.

Al Gore and John Kerry are plutocrats.

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

pollutocrat

An person whose extraordinary wealth and business practices contribute to:

* Pollution of the Earth
* Oppression of the poor
* Misuse of natural resources
* Shipment of jobs to India and China

John Kerry and Al Gore are pollutocrats.

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

soul food

The exquisite cuisine of Oakland, California, especially as prepared by Everett and Jones.

I goin' to the soul food restaurant and get me some buffalo fish.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

tattoo

A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world.

A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.

Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.

My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Utah Jazz

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005