The Wog Whomper's definitions

grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.

My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Utah Jazz

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

sack of farts

A fartsack. A sleeping bag.

Common use since World War II, maybe earlier.

After an evening of playing poker, everyone got into the sack of farts.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

greasy hair

A defining characteristic of the Pachuco. A notification that the wearer is a street gang member and should be beaten up immediately.

Hey, let's go beat up that greasy-haired Pachuco before he crosses the street.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

tochas

A keister. A butt.

Old Yiddish word for arse. The basis for the word tush.

Myra, would you get up off your tochas already and feed the children?

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

father

A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars.

If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.

I work hard to be a good father to all my kids. I've raised them all to be wise and productive.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

slobber box

A greasy spoon diner. A cheap cafe.

Mack and Margo ate burgers and fries over at Louie's slobber box.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005