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Definitions by The Wog Whomper

A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world.

A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.
Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.
tattoo by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

gun control 

A brainless scheme formulated by liberal twits to limit or register guns owned by honest, decent, law-abiding citizens, but NOT guns owned by crips, bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals.

You will often see a senator set up a table with a dozen guns on it. She will tell you that this gun was used to hold up a liquor store, and this gun was used to kill a child. But that senator will NEVER set up a row of Pachucos, and tell you that this Pachuco held up a liquor store, and this Pachuco killed a child. Liberals do not want you to know that criminals kill people with guns. They would rather have you believe that guns are inherently evil.
Senaturd Dianne Fartstain wants YOU to have gun control. She wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns, because she wants you to be unable to defend yourself.

criminal 

A crip, blood, Pachuco, or other predator who harms innocent people or takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the liberal.

A businessman who harms innocent people with dangerous products or a ruined environment, or who takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the republican.
Pachuco boys beat people up and steal their wallets. Ken Lay steals people's retirement savings and their security. These guys are criminals.
criminal by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005
A place where crips, bloods, and Pachucos are as happy as clams, but where crooked businessmen are nervous and should never bend over.
Ken Lay belongs in jail with a few hundred greasy slime balls.
jail by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

toad sticker 

A knife with a long, sharp blade. A shiv.
Jack the Bear sliced up the Pachuco with his toad sticker.

low life 

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.
Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.
low life by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005
A part of a motor car. A motor car may have three or four of them touching the road, and one in the boot.
Every Englishman has the right to piss on the right front tyre of a parked motor car.
tyre by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005