The Wog Whomper's definitions

rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

dropski

A bribe. Especially a bribe left (or "dropped") at a secret location to be picked up by the bribee.

It's time to leave the dropski behind the doghouse. Big Eddie's bagman will pick it up.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.

Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

SBD

A Douglas Dauntless airplane from World War II.

A silent but foul fart. "Silent but deadly."

Lieutenant Walters climbed into his SBD and shouted at Sergeant Powers, who had left an SBD in there.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

tyre

A part of a motor car. A motor car may have three or four of them touching the road, and one in the boot.

Every Englishman has the right to piss on the right front tyre of a parked motor car.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

redneck car alarm

Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.

Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Alabama necktie

A paper toilet seat cover worn around the neck with the flap hanging down in front.

See also ass gasket and Texas t-shirt

Billy Bud wore an Alabama necktie to his sister's wedding.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005