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An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.
See automatic transmission.
See automatic transmission.
No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.
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Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.
Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.
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The kybo door has a crescent moon carved in it. The purpose of this moon is to provide access for flies.
Inside a kybo is a bench with one or two holes in it. A kybo with a single hole in the bench is called a one-holer. A kybo with two holes in the bench is called a two-holer.
Hanging on the wall inside the kybo is a Sears Roebuck catalog. Or maybe a big tin can full of corn cobs (from which arose the phrase, rough as a cob).
A kybo may have a sheet metal chimney extending above the roof. This is called a fart muffler.
Experienced users visit the kybo at mealtimes, when all the flies gather in the dining room.
The kybo door has a crescent moon carved in it. The purpose of this moon is to provide access for flies.
Inside a kybo is a bench with one or two holes in it. A kybo with a single hole in the bench is called a one-holer. A kybo with two holes in the bench is called a two-holer.
Hanging on the wall inside the kybo is a Sears Roebuck catalog. Or maybe a big tin can full of corn cobs (from which arose the phrase, rough as a cob).
A kybo may have a sheet metal chimney extending above the roof. This is called a fart muffler.
Experienced users visit the kybo at mealtimes, when all the flies gather in the dining room.
There once was a farmer named Clyde
Who went in the kybo and died.
His brother, named Lou,
Went and died in there too.
Now they're interred side-by-side.
Lem 'n' Jake, they was a-sittin' in the kybo, when Jake yells "Dagnab it! I done dropped a nickel down the hole!" Ol' Jake gets up, reaches in his bib overhalls, pulls out a twenty dollar bill, an' tosses it down the hole.
"Hey, Jake," drawls ol' Lem, "Why in tarnation you bin tossin' that twenty down the hole fer?"
An' Jake says, "Well now, ya don't think I'm gonna go down there jest to fetch a nickel, do ya?"
Who went in the kybo and died.
His brother, named Lou,
Went and died in there too.
Now they're interred side-by-side.
Lem 'n' Jake, they was a-sittin' in the kybo, when Jake yells "Dagnab it! I done dropped a nickel down the hole!" Ol' Jake gets up, reaches in his bib overhalls, pulls out a twenty dollar bill, an' tosses it down the hole.
"Hey, Jake," drawls ol' Lem, "Why in tarnation you bin tossin' that twenty down the hole fer?"
An' Jake says, "Well now, ya don't think I'm gonna go down there jest to fetch a nickel, do ya?"
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He was sometimes friends with Popeye the Sailor Man, who also beat up scores of punks and hoodlums.
Bluto taught us that the appropriate thing to do with street gangsters is to beat them up.
He was sometimes friends with Popeye the Sailor Man, who also beat up scores of punks and hoodlums.
Bluto taught us that the appropriate thing to do with street gangsters is to beat them up.
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by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.
If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.
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