The Wog Whomper's definitions

tattoo

A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world.

A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.

Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

slobber box

A greasy spoon diner. A cheap cafe.

Mack and Margo ate burgers and fries over at Louie's slobber box.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

criminal

A crip, blood, Pachuco, or other predator who harms innocent people or takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the liberal.

A businessman who harms innocent people with dangerous products or a ruined environment, or who takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the republican.

Pachuco boys beat people up and steal their wallets. Ken Lay steals people's retirement savings and their security. These guys are criminals.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

tochas

A keister. A butt.

Old Yiddish word for arse. The basis for the word tush.

Myra, would you get up off your tochas already and feed the children?

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

greasy hair

A defining characteristic of the Pachuco. A notification that the wearer is a street gang member and should be beaten up immediately.

Hey, let's go beat up that greasy-haired Pachuco before he crosses the street.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

father

A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars.

If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.

I work hard to be a good father to all my kids. I've raised them all to be wise and productive.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Binderfender Hound

A dog, typically a pekingese or a cocker spaniel, that continually emits foul-smelling binderfenders.

Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.

Lum Kee is a reeking binderfender hound. He stunk up the dog show last week.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005