The Wog Whomper's definitions

SBD

A Douglas Dauntless airplane from World War II.

A silent but foul fart. "Silent but deadly."

Lieutenant Walters climbed into his SBD and shouted at Sergeant Powers, who had left an SBD in there.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

tyre

A part of a motor car. A motor car may have three or four of them touching the road, and one in the boot.

Every Englishman has the right to piss on the right front tyre of a parked motor car.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

BLuto

A noble cartoon character devoted to keeping the streets clean. He beat up punks, hoodlums, and gangsters with little provocation, making the streets safer for you and me.

He was sometimes friends with Popeye the Sailor Man, who also beat up scores of punks and hoodlums.

Bluto taught us that the appropriate thing to do with street gangsters is to beat them up.

Bluto is my hero. He pounds Pachucos with vigor and leaves them in a greasy heap in the gutter.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

bog hopper

An Irishman.

A common expression for a couple of centuries.

Here comes that bog hopper and his goat.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

crackers

Crazy. Nuts. Extremely foolish.

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Binderfender Hound

A dog, typically a pekingese or a cocker spaniel, that continually emits foul-smelling binderfenders.

Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.

Lum Kee is a reeking binderfender hound. He stunk up the dog show last week.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

tattoo

A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world.

A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.

Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005