Vigina

The black hole that sucks your chilli dog

Damn it my private’s are in your vigina

by The White Parade June 25, 2019

Jealousy

Turning face into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me open up my eager eyes

“CAUSE IM MR BRIGHTSIDE, WHOOO alright let’s do that from the top JEALOUSY.....”

by The White Parade March 05, 2020

Green Day

One of the greatest bands of all time. American idiot, Dookie and 21st Century Breakdown are classics and will always be awewome. Blille Joe is one of the weirdest singers in rock and that will always be a good thing. The drummer is awesome (trust me im a drummer) and the guitar work is always iconic.

"Green Day"

by The White Parade September 12, 2019

MAN I A

A Disappointing sell out fall out boy shouldnt have released

"whats your favourite album"
"MAN I A"
"Screw you"

by The White Parade September 12, 2019

Illuminati

Confirmed

Illuminati confirmed

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Cocaine

Cocaine looks like sugar but you sniff it and it makes you feel good. The issue is sniffing is tiring so I’d prefer to smoke. There’s an issue with all drugs but cocaine has no others. Except for the fact you can’t have sex with it

Girl: will you go out with me
Boy: no I love cocaine not you

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Santa Claus

Apparently he’s coming to town

“Santa Claus is coming to town”

by The White Parade February 12, 2020