Definitions by The Wendolyne
pigsitterish
A guest who comes over and acts in the manner of someone who is hired to babysit, then eats all of the food in the house.
We would have lots of treats for brunch today if you had not acted so pigsitterish and eaten all of it yesterday.
pigsitterish by The Wendolyne September 22, 2021
Hypnochristian
Megachurch attendee who worships God as man in the form of a modern day snake-oil salesman such as Bishop TD Jakes or Joel Osteen.
Bishop T.D. Jakes is hitting up his hypnochristian megachurch worshippers for more cash than ever; snakeskin clownshoes shoes aren't cheap.
Hypnochristian by The Wendolyne April 5, 2021
botroll
A fake profile with an animator mash-up of bot and troll, usually a dim human exacting plans in a clumsy and obvious way with some sort of automated assistance. A boiler room propaganda op.
Our antique appraising Facebook group hot hit by some kind of botroll today; a race-baiting post was made via a fake profile. No finesse! We spotted and reported it immediately.
botroll by The Wendolyne September 18, 2020
fratter
A fraternity bro who just can't quit fratting, even though he's now 42 years old, living off his second wife's social security income, and repulsive to all females.
An overgrown blustering fratter was in a store, mask at half-mast, nattering away via cell phone as he was being served.
fratter by The Wendolyne September 15, 2020
blacksnag
Confounding slowdowns in work productivity due to an abundance of diparate programs, windows, and passwords; forced timeouts; scheduled password changes; lost password obstacle courses; poorlt-timed system maintenance; useless site/system upgrades; and infernal picture-choice botchecks.
blacksnag by The Wendolyne September 13, 2020
Dylanologist
My mother is a Dylanologist; ask her anything about musician Bob Dylan's life or music and she will tell you everything!
Dylanologist by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020