comedyboarding

Being bombarded by jokes that really suck and feeling like you have no way out but must sit through the torture. But you can do it, change the channel!
Date night? More like a comedyboarding session watching Seinfeld's "Unfrosted."
by The Wendolyne May 05, 2024
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breastaurant

A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.
It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.
by The Wendolyne August 30, 2020
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wordwarping

Changing the spelling of words to avoid detection and removal by automated editors.

Ex: sooiside

sekshull asshult

se×u#@1 a55au1t

r@pe
The group was accused of se×u#@1 a55au1t so some wordwarping was done so the story wouldn't be found and deleted by spiders.
by The Wendolyne February 25, 2024
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botroll

A fake profile with an animator mash-up of bot and troll, usually a dim human exacting plans in a clumsy and obvious way with some sort of automated assistance. A boiler room propaganda op.
Our antique appraising Facebook group hot hit by some kind of botroll today; a race-baiting post was made via a fake profile. No finesse! We spotted and reported it immediately.
by The Wendolyne September 18, 2020
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Bony Satva

A person who tries to gain lovers under the guise of mysticism or spirituality.
Dude ain't no healer; he's just a bony satva. Lock down your zipper.
by The Wendolyne January 04, 2020
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witchlock

Female witch or male witch or non-binary witch or female warlock or male warlock or non-binary warlock.
Are you a good witchlock or a bad witchlock?
by The Wendolyne August 16, 2022
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maskcident

maskcident mask-suh-dent

When someone's Covid-19 mask cuts off their field of vision, causing them to trip and fall.
"In today's news, several hundred new maskcidents have been reported. Injuries range from broken legs to biffed tailbones."
by The Wendolyne August 16, 2020
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