SUV

The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.

Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.

Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).

Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"

~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps

by The Ugly One March 21, 2004

Latin

The language of the dead.

Pie Jesu domini. Dona eis requiem.

Lux Aeternam.

Cum sanctus tuis in aeternam. Qui a pius et.

Agnus dei. Qui tolis pecatta mundi. Dona eis requiem.

by The Ugly One December 01, 2003

upgrade

n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.

v. to make something more powerful or significant

L3K gets a new upgrade every day; she acquired teleportation a couple weeks ago for instance.

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

gith

Gith is another word for "right," as in "correct." It replaced these words mainly because it is easier to type. May have originated from a typo the same way as common words such as teh or pwn.

JohnTheManNinja: ya steve, maybe ur gith afterall.
SteveO: well I am teh cool, jeez bro.

by The Ugly One July 05, 2004

call me

Let's do it.

What my mom said at the PTA meeting

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

twelve

MUCH higher than I can count; I don't even have enough fingers to do that one.

Well, I can't count to ten but someone told me I've got ten fingers... That's close enough, right?

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

High

trippin'
trashed
wasted
fried
baked (clam-baked, though that's more specific)
slammed
weasel-faced
drugged
cranked
reamed
fuguing
lobotomized

When stuff is flying around that shouldn't be flying around and everything is wierd colors.

by The Ugly One December 16, 2003