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Brutus

slang. Object having shape of erect penis. Used for sexual stimulation by men and women. Often the device is powered electronically to produce vibration to enhance sexual stimulation.

syn. Dildo, dong, phallus, vibrator, vibe, wood, pleasure stick, pocket rocket.
Alas poor Brutus, your batteries have run out.
by The Troll July 12, 2005
mugGet the Brutusmug.

velvet wallet

The hair circumbscribed orifice often found between the legs of the female sex.

syn: vagina, spam purse, gash
I deposited my wad in my sister's velvet wallet.
by The Troll March 2, 2004
mugGet the velvet walletmug.

spazhole

A moist, cavernous source of pleasure for most women. Often when stimulated properly, the response of the said women is to spazz out, or gasm.

syn. velvet wallet, spam purse, axe wound
When I used the brutus in my mother's spazhole she began to twitch and shudder uncontrollably.
by The Troll March 2, 2004
mugGet the spazholemug.

thrombosis

The formation of a clot (a.k.a. thrombus) within a blood vessel thereby restricting the flow of blood.
Wilford Brimley got a deep venous thrombosis due to inactivity during an international flight. Lets hope he doesn't get a pulmonary embolism.
by The Troll May 16, 2006
mugGet the thrombosismug.

coccyx

1. (pr. cock-six) Medical term for tailbone. Small triangular bone found at the base of the spine. The number of sections in normal humans vary from 1-3.
I was doing some backyard wrestlingand when I jumped off my roof I broke my coccyx.
by The Troll August 6, 2005
mugGet the coccyxmug.

maskies

Like a selfie, but with a mask.
Watch out for COVID, blast your social media with maskies!
by The Troll April 12, 2020
mugGet the maskiesmug.

pulmonary embolism

A pulmonary embolism occurs when a venous clot (thrombus) dislodges and travels through the circulatory system and becomes trapped in the lungs. The resulting blockage prevents oxygen exchange and can cause difficulty breathing, coughing up of blood and even instant death if the clot is big enough.
I had a deep venous thrombosis in my leg and then it dislodged which gave me a pulmonary embolism. Then I died.
by The Troll May 16, 2006
mugGet the pulmonary embolismmug.

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