The Storm Drains's definitions

herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

by the storm drains March 14, 2009

broke toke

noun: a hit from a bong or pipe that is small and reserved, so as the smoker can conserve their product until more can be purchased.

the hobo on the corner is forced to take one measly broke toke a day.

by the storm drains June 21, 2009

dominate

verb: to own, especially in a said situation.

i will definitely dominate my chick tonight.

ready to dominate this show??

that shark just dominated a seal lion!

by the storm drains May 2, 2009

damnination

noun: an interjection used for situations where the subject is both pissed off and under extreme stress to succeed.
combination of the words "damn" and "domination"

chris: "the good news is that we can still catch them if we hurry. the bad news is they stole your money, girl, and guitar.."
marc: "damnination!!!!"

dave: "yo homie, what you got?"
taylor: "i got product, but it's not that good."
dave: "damnination!"

by the storm drains July 3, 2009

dead kennedys

The raddest fuckin punk band on the planet. Their best songs are: Police Truck, Soup Is Good Food, MTV Get Off The Air, Riot, Forest Fire, Halloween, and Winnebago Warrior.

Chris Koteras: "DK sucks!"
Justin: "Fuck you, you little bitch! The dead kennedys are so kickass, they single-handedly created the Bay Area punk scene, fought against the PMRC, and had a fun time doin' it. So go suck your moms massive cock, faggot."

by the storm drains May 9, 2008

wiener cleaner

noun: anyone who gives head.

I wish I could rent a female wiener cleaner for the weekend.

by the storm drains September 28, 2009

the storm drains

a southern california rock band. formed in the garages of the band members in 2006. members are chris, marc, and taylor. their influences and sounds range from 60's rock to kick-ass punk.

jimi: you wanna go see the storm drains tonight?
joe: hell yeah, those guys fuckin rock!

by the storm drains February 21, 2009