Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

by The Squid March 21, 2003

School

Refers to any undesirable place. Synnonymous with "Salt mines", "Petrol plant", etc.

School is the gayest place in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!

by The Squid March 21, 2003

Sausage Ho'fucker

A female prostitute who was, unfortunately, born with a dick.

You stupid Sausage Ho'fucker!

by The Squid March 21, 2003

Multimedia

When you flip someone off and say FUCK YOU at the same time.

by The Squid March 20, 2003

Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid January 31, 2016

schwanstugel

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.

Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."

by The Squid July 11, 2008

Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003