Definitions by The Squid

American Pie Shower Challenge 

American Pie Show Challenge can be defined as showering in the time of the song American Pie by Don McLean. The goal is to wash and shave everything in as fast as you can before the song American Pie is finished.

I just completed the American Pie Shower Challenge in 7 minutes 30 seconds, WITH extra shaving!

American Pie Shower Challenge by The Squid February 26, 2022

Textbook Kid 

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

Textbook Kid by The Squid October 11, 2016

schwanstugel 

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.

Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."

schwanstugel by The Squid August 5, 2008

School

Refers to any undesirable place. Synnonymous with "Salt mines", "Petrol plant", etc.

School is the gayest place in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!

School by The Squid March 21, 2003

Multimedia 

When you flip someone off and say FUCK YOU at the same time.

Multimedia by The Squid March 20, 2003

car ramrod 

A shifter stick in a manual transmission vehicle that is used as a dildoh.

Where did you get THAT car ramrod?

car ramrod by The Squid March 20, 2003

Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

Big Jonson by The Squid March 20, 2003