Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The Speaking Corpse

U.M.P

Those dame Feminists are demanding the death penalty cause of “hate speech”

Different from lmao laugh my ass off, elmao is whole different acronym.

When someone loses the ability to type and smashes their keyboard with their face.

Kyle while being high typed ALMP while playing Gartic Phone.

A way to call out “mate” to a mentally retard