Definitions by The Seeker

Copward

A police cop who abuses his/her powers to bully people so he/she can feel better about himself/herself and who, therefore, deep down is nothing but a coward.

That cop kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach. He's nothing but a copward.

Copward by the seeker February 26, 2013

Fish Stab 

Slang: Female Masterbation

To engage in solo female oriented sexual activity.

Yo, I heard Lindzie went home from the club empty handed, I bet she played a game of Fish Stab before she went to bed.

Hey Sarah you stinky fishstabbing bitch, Bring me a beer!

Fish Stab by The Seeker January 8, 2009

Crackysack

Slang: Masterbation (Male/Female)

To engage in the act of feverish masterbation.

Hey Jimmy, Why don't you give up being a musician and harness your true calling as a professional crackysack player.

Crackysack by The Seeker January 8, 2009

Clitar Hero 

Adjective/Slang: To be extremely adept at masturbation due to frequent practice sessions.

Omg, Jenny you need to get a boyfriend, before your a professional Clitar Hero.

Clitar Hero by The Seeker January 8, 2009

Drew 

Drew Pronunciation Key Pronunciation Dru/Droo
NOUN

1. Drunken Person of Semantic Descent/DR-unken j-EW
2. A friend and or acquaintance that refuses to buy a
round of alcoholic beverages even though it is clearly
and unabashedly their turn.
3. Tightfisted or Scrooge like Drinking Partner

Your round dude, I bought the shots and the pitcher, Don't be a such a Drew.

Drew by The Seeker January 18, 2008

Cockfunnel 

Cockfunnel \Kok-Fun-Nel; CockFonel\, Descriptive Noun:
An expletive used to elaborate on the intended parties tendencies to harvest or funnel several phallus's at once into his or hers various orifices. Reserved for describing characters lacking any real honor or moral substance.

Dude did you hear what Drew did to his ex girlfriend, That guy is such a fucking cockfunnel.

Cockfunnel by The Seeker January 17, 2008