Stepped on a bird's nest

To upset someone

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 24, 2024

Ripe

Stupid, dumb, idiotic.

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"

Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."

Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."

Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021

Put it all on red

The act of taking a high-risk gamble.

Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."

Friend #2: "What do you mean?"

Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."

Friend #2: "What'd she say?"

Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 24, 2024

Plups

Very small female breasts

Bro #1: "Does she even have tits?"

Bro #2: "If she does, they're probably plups."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar December 02, 2020

in her bins

To be fooling around (sexually) or having sex with a female.

“Yo, that girl from Math 101, did you…”

“Man, last night I was in her bins and it was great!”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 12, 2022

Shitter

A rusty, old car that is anything but luxurious but you still love regardless.

Car girl 1: "Bitch, you still drivin' that old shitter around?"

Car girl 2: "I sure am, repairs are cheap and I bought it with my own money!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 22, 2021

Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023