The Return of Light joker 's definitions

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

Archie Bunker

A bigoted lower middle class resident of the United States of America(from the character in All in the Family Who was intolerant of people who were different early in the show)

He was your basic Archie Bunker all around.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2008

Quitter

someone who gives up to easily in the face of adversity

I am not a quitter. I can do this.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2008

meat eater

a corrupt police officer who greedily searches for and pursues situations that they can exploit for thier own financial gain

They discovered that the latest officer assigned had a record of being a meat eater.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2011

a little bird told me

I was told by someone familiar but won't say who

I know you have been having problems because a little bird told me.

by The Return of Light joker May 3, 2010

GKW

an unidentifiable substance, especially a dangerous one (from god knows what)

The water he drank in the video had GKW in it, as evidenced by his remark about sleeping.

by The Return of Light Joker April 27, 2011

Double Dutch

1. uninteligable, speech or language

2. simultaneous use of a condom and a birth control pill

I couldn't understand her Double Dutch about the concept of Double Dutch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011