The Return of Light joker 's definitions

invent the wheel

to unnecessarily work on an task that has already been basically completed

Come on, Relax. It's no reason to invent the wheel.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2009

licker

a person's tounge

Your licker is hanging out of your mouth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

arm

a police man or woman, a police officer

That arm was too busy dealing with the speeder to notice the broken window of the nearby house.

by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2008

flash in the pants

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)

I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2011

blue-collar ballet

Professional wrestling (perhaps because most matches have predetermined outcomes)

I don't care for blue-collar ballet.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2011

throg

to drink alcohol, especially to excess

He was going to throg with his friends but his sister suddenly needed a ride to the train.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2010

punkie

a biting midge

The punkies are driving me nuts. (example of punkie)

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011