The Return of Light joker 's definitions

flopper stopper

a brassiere

She was surprised to learn that most woman do not wear a properly fitted flopper stopper.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

growler

1. a half-gallon glass bottle made to carry draft beer

2. a toilet

3. a small iceberg

A growler is not ideal for preserving beer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources

No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

ear hustle

to listen to another persons conversation intrusively and/or clandestinely, to eavesdrop

Don't ear hustle unless you want to get on his bad side.

by The Return of Light Joker July 10, 2010

strawberry

1. a very flushed nose due to excessive drinking

2 a blemish from excessive drinking

I could tell he was drunk because his strawberry was glaringly obvious.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2010

moon cabbage

marijuana

The controversy about the legal status of moon cabbage in The U.S. has grown, despite the fact that other issues have gotten worse.

by The Return of Light Joker July 12, 2010

bad hair day

a bad day in general (from the belief that the appearance of one's hair is connected to how well the day goes)

I think you must be having a bad hair day.

by The Return of Light Joker July 13, 2010