The Return of Light joker 's definitions

inside job

an offense done to an organization by someone within it

The security breach was an inside job.

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2008

totus porcus

completely, totally ( from mock Latin for whole hog)

I heard them spill the beans, totus porcus.

by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2011

headlights

1. the eyes

2. a woman's breasts

His lust was apparent when he laid his headlights on her headlights.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2012

trick out

to adorn or decorate in an extravagant or gaudy manner

I am not going to trick out my nails.

by The Return of Light Joker August 8, 2008

ninny

1. a stupid or silly person, an idiot (from nincompoop)

2. a woman's breast (usually plural)

You are such a ninny these days.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2007

if it ain't broke don't fix it

do not try to repair it if it is not needed

As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2010

hoosegow

a prison, a jail (from Juzgao, an early Mexican Spanish word for a tribunal court)

He almost went to the hoosegow when the police confused him with someone who was suspected of a crime.

by The Return of Light Joker January 4, 2009