The Return of Light joker 's definitions

hard facts

Reliable, verifiable information

There is currently no way of obtaining hard facts about what he did and did not do.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2011

too many chiefs and not enough Indians

nobody wants to be employed here but everyone wants to be in charge

I think the problem was that the store had too many chiefs and not enough Indians.

by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2009

panhandle

to beg on the streets (a back-formation of panhandler)

I ain't go gonna panhandle away my life. I have potential.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2008

cold snap

a brief period of very cold weather

The one cold snap we had before winter came at an inconvenient time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2009

IOU

written acknowledgement of a debt and a promise to pay it back(each letter pronounced seperately)

I had to give them an IOU to shut them up.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2008

wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)

It looks like the wild card won't help you here.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2010

meanie

a very mean person, a cruel person(juvenile)

Leave me be you meanie.

by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2009