The Return of Light joker's definitions

kryptonite

1. the weakness of an otherwise invulnerable or confident person (especially a heroic person), Achilles' heel

2. crystallized, smokeable cocaine

His only kryptonite was his obsession with political opinions.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2010

flow

to menstruate, to have menstrual bleeding

It seems she just started to flow a minute ago.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008

hurting

in great need, in distress

She was hurting after the incident with her adviser.

by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2009

plastic

1. someone or something pretentious and superficial, a false
person or thing

2. a credit card

She is just so plastic.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2008

media circus

an occasion where media coverage of a particular story is disproportional (especially televised news)

Michael Jackson was often the subject of a media circus.

by The Return of Light Joker November 2, 2009

feel

1. an instance of touching a body part in a sexual way

2. to touch a body part in a sexual way

They started to feel eachother up just before Mom walked in on them.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2007

piano legs

very large or thick legs

Her piano legs would surely attract a few taunts.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2009