The Return of Light joker's definitions

yard

$100 , a $100 bill

He was so attached to his Wii that he turned down a yard in exchange.

by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2011

cherry-pick

to select the best and most profitable elements

They cherry-pick their employees at the worst possible time.

by The Return of Light Joker September 19, 2009

stuck-up

arrogant, conceited, thinking one is better than everyone else

Don't act so stuck-up In front of my friends.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2008

hook

1. the catchy part of a song

2. a prostitute (from hooker)

3. someones hand

4. to steal

5. to arrest

Get your hook off of my shoulder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 5, 2008

8-ball

a person who is frequently unfortunate or in a bad situation

Don't hang out with an 8-ball like him.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2009

lax

a laxative, a product taken to relive constipation

To get back he added a lax to her drink after he caught her cheating but failed to think of the consequences.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2008

tag

1. an automobile license plate

2. to spray paint graffiti with ones name on a wall

I lost my temp tag again.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008