The Return of Light joker's definitions

3/4 pants

pants that are longer than shorts but shorter than long pants

It was like he was wearing 3/4 pants in the middle of winter.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2008

the pits

a place or situation that is lousy, boring, loathsome etc (from armpits)

That store is the pits.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2008

90 day wonder

a newly commissioned graduate of OCS or DCP

Not another 90 day wonder.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2009

widow-maker

something dangerous or lethal (such as a falling bough or dead tree)

That storm was widow-maker.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2009

gym candy

steroid drugs illegally used to enhance performance

He had a reputation for using gym candy to bulk up.

by The Return of Light Joker July 13, 2011

low-res

inferior, of poor quality (from low resolution)

Drop this low-res plan.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2009

retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood

I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010