blues

1. depression, melancholy

2. a style of jazz music

If you have the blues, eat a square of chocolate.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009

frazzled

1. exhausted

2. intoxicated with drugs or alcohol

I am so frazzled this weekend.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2008

wonder bread

conventional, ordinary (from Wonder Bread, a common brand of plain white bread)

His secretary clearly has a wonder bread sense of style as evidenced by her dreary outfit.

by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2011

off-putting

1. distressing, unsettling

2. annoying

3. repellent, disgusting

He wore an off-putting hat with his tattered pants and stained shirt.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2009

black dog

melancholia, depression

He had a major case of black dog.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2009

bible-thumper

a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others

I believe in god but I'm not a bible-thumper.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010

eyetie

1. an Italian (derogatory)

2. pertaining to Italians and their culture (derogatory)
(mainly British)

That eyetie is getting on his high horse.

by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2008