The Return of Light joker's definitions

jasper

1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp

I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011

fancy pants

1. an overly dressed up person

2. an over-sophisticated person or thing

With his Fedora and his high end wines, he's your basic fancy pants and then some.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2010

tarantula-juice

Potent or inferior liquor

Just tasting that tarantula-juice was enough to make you vomit.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2010

wiggle room

1. flexibility

2. a reduction or elimination of a burden that makes things hard

You need a little more wiggle room to clear those hurdles.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2009

perv

1. a person who displays behavior suggesting a sexual obsession

2. a person with unconventional sexual tastes

3. to stare at in a lewd manner

Go away you perv

by The Return of Light Joker February 13, 2009

act

1. a display of pretend feeling

2. a dramatic mimicking

He just tried to fool us with his apparent fear, but we knew it was an act.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2009

5 spot

a five dollar bill

Do you have a 5 spot availible?

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2009