The Return of Light joker's definitions

bumbershoot

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2008

jacket

A criminal record (form the term for the cardboard folders that held them)

Can't anyone find the jacket for this guy?

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

5 spot

a five dollar bill

Do you have a 5 spot availible?

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2009

bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily

If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009

eyetie

1. an Italian (derogatory)

2. pertaining to Italians and their culture (derogatory)
(mainly British)

That eyetie is getting on his high horse.

by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2008

soap

to persuade by flattery

They think they can soap me into changing my opinion.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2012

x lax

ex lax, a generic term for a popular stimulant laxative

It's not a good idea to rely on x lax too much.

by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2011