The Return of Light joker's definitions

gum

1. to mess up, to ruin

2. to talk

Don't gum it up. You don't why it does what it does.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2009

katrinka

an old car

Katrinka after katrinka was arranged on the lawn.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2011

jock

1. a radio program host

2. an athlete(while it is ultimately from an old slang term for the penis, it may have been influenced the term for the high-schoold stereotype)

3. a support garnment for male athletes

That jock is trying to start a fight with everyone.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 24, 2007

pineapple

1. a fragmentation grenade of any other type of hand grenade(because the surface is similar to a pineapple)

2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)

The gangster tried to toss a pineapple into the police car but missed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2008

mouthpiece

1. a lawyer

2, a spokesperson, a spokesman or woman

The Mouthpiece for the government lied about what happened.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2008

yo-yo

1. an indecisive person

2. to be indecisive

3. a stupid or obnoxious person

4. a sexually promiscuous person(from the notion that the such a person has so much indiscriminate sex that their pants go up and down like a yo-yo)

He must be the biggest yo-yo ever.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008

revolving door

when someone or something leaves a place or position, only to end up back there shortly after

Don't let him use the revolving door trick.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2009