The Return of Light joker's definitions

camel toe

the unsightly appearance of the outline of a woman's genitals when she wears pants that are too tight

That girl need to learn to wear clothing that is less tight so we don't have to see her camel toe.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009

spare tire

a bulge of fat around the waist

I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009

gumshoe

1. a rubber soled shoe or a rubber boot

2. a detective

3. a police officer

4. to walk stealthily

The gumshoe pulled up an put a gumshoe clad foot on the ground before the suspect fired a warning shot.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2009

fierce

very bad, extremely bad

It was quite fierce to go through that process.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2009

astroturfing

the act of creating a small organization and making it appear to represent something popular for the purpose of promoting a particular entity, cause, etc. (a play on grassroots in the sense of a popular movement originating among the common people, ultimately from AstroTurf, a brand of artificial grass)

The practice of astroturfing a widely used form of propaganda, as evidenced by the media coverage it receives.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2009

white-collar

1. having to do with office workers

2. performed by people who work in offices

Thanks to computers, more than half of the work force was white-collar by the 1990s.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009

dogfight

1. aerial combat between fighter planes

2. a disorganized and riotous brawl

The dogfight did not deter them from carrying out the mission.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2009