you and what army

Who is trying threaten me?

A: Your dead, give in.

B: You and what army.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2009

jump

1. to fight(often applied to street gangs, especially denoting a surprise attack)

2. to attack or assault

3. to copulate with

They tried to jump those punks over there.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2008

gargle-factory

a bar or tavern

The gargle-factory near the shopping mall is an eyesore. The quality of the alcohol they serve does not make up for that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 05, 2011

notch

1. to score a point

2. to copulate

He a was about to notch, which would win the game, but he slipped at the last minute.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2011

war chest

funding for a political campaign provided well in advance of the start of the campaign

If she really did want the seat in the senate, she would probably have been hiding an illicit war chest.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2011

flat-out

1. plain, open and direct

2. at full speed

3. total, complete

He just farted in my face, flat-out.

by The Return of Light Joker October 01, 2007

issue

a problem,(a colloquialism)

I had an issue with the control panel.

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2008