ninetails

the cat o' nine tails, a whip with nine cords notorious for it's use in punishing sailors in the Royal British Navy during the 1800s
He was weary of being struck with ninetails.
by The Return of Light Joker September 23, 2008
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media circus

an occasion where media coverage of a particular story is disproportional (especially televised news)
Michael Jackson was often the subject of a media circus.
by The Return of Light Joker November 03, 2009
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cold mud

a grave, a place where a dead person is buried
His great uncle was initially believed to be in cold mud. But they found he was alive.
by The Return of Light Joker January 12, 2011
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granny dumping

(or grampa dumping) the act of abandoning helpless or destitute old people by families who are not able to care for them
The victims of granny dumping have even more trouble dealing with the problem when they are also victims of Alzheimer's.
by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2007
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bible-thumper

a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others
I believe in god but I'm not a bible-thumper.
by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2010
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jello

slang for a gelatin dessert (based on Jell-O, a common brand name of gelatin dessert)
If you want that jello, wait until after dinner time.
by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2009
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think-piece

a newspaper article that consists of analysis, opinions, ideas or discussions, rather than basic news and facts
It seems these people are more focused on the most recently released think-piece than on information.
by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2011
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