STFU

be quiet already (from shut the fuck up)

A: Read the article. It's no joke.

B: STFU you liar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 20, 2009

hickory horned devil

the fifth instar of the caterpillar of a Citheronia Regalis moth, known for it's prickly and garish appearance

A hickory horned devil is actually harmless when touched.

by The Return of Light Joker July 06, 2011

5 it

to refuse to answer on the grounds of the 5th amendment to the us constitution

How long can they keep persisting before she is ready to 5 it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 27, 2009

fit to be tied

very angry, furious

My teacher was fit to be tied when my classmate said She didn't know the answer.

by The Return of Light Joker September 17, 2008

fizz

a carbonated drink, especially soda or champagne

This fizz is stale.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2010

have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

black dog

melancholia, depression

He had a major case of black dog.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2009