in the bag

achieved with certainty

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2011

nothing to sneeze at

something significant or consequential

Her history as a folklorist was nothing to sneeze at.

by The Return of Light Joker January 08, 2012

fess up

to admit the truth, confess

Come on fess up. I know you aren't really that sick.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2009

Irish twins

two people born less than 12 months apart (from the stereotype that Irish Catholics have many children)

They ended up with Irish twins and shortly after, decided they would be better off with a larger house.

by The Return of Light joker January 01, 2009

jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2010

doughboy

a soldier (origin unknown)

It was quiet until the doughboys came back. (exaple of doughboy)

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2011

perzackly

precisely (a blend of precisely and the abbreviation zackly)

Perzackly! That's whats wrong with this situtation.

by The Return of Light Joker September 04, 2011