lifer

1. a convict serving a life sentence in prison

2. someone who goes joins the military and stays for the sake of having a job

Some lifer was trying to sue the prison for negligence because of an itch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2012

flying coffin

a dangerously accident prone aircraft

They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

by The Return of Light Joker February 03, 2012

all-pro

first quality, exceptional(from the football (U.S. sense) term for the season's best players)

That pottery is all-pro.

by The Return of Light Joker February 09, 2009

keep an eye peeled

to watch carefully for someone or something, to be vigilant

Keep an eye peeled for the sign.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2007

lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 02, 2010

juice

1. liquor

2. electricity

3. interest on a loan

4. gasoline

5. Influence or authority

6. (Anabolic) steroids

7. semen or other sexual fluids

Whoa! , lay off the juice already.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2009