The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

scrooge

1. someone who spoils Christmas

2. a stingy person, a miser

He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2009

hole

1. any wretched or unpleasant place

2. the anus

3. the vagina

4. solitary confinement

5. a flaw or weakness

This school is awful. Get me out of this fucking hole already.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2009

off the map

no longer famous or relevant

Mary Kate and Ashley are long off the map if you ask me.

by The Return of Light Joker February 23, 2009

crunch time

a period of time during which one must make a effort quickly

Crunch time at the cafeteria often comes at midday, when people are most stressed out and eager for a meal.

by The Return of Light Joker August 4, 2011

out of the frying pan and into the fire

from one bad situation to an evern worse one

Last winter, the the country came out of the frying pan and into the fire as far as weather is concerned.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2007

lifer

1. a convict serving a life sentence in prison

2. someone who goes joins the military and stays for the sake of having a job

Some lifer was trying to sue the prison for negligence because of an itch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 29, 2010

under fire

being criticized for something

The Senator is under fire for saying that the protesters should be charged with treason.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2009