The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

vinyl

1. a phonographic record(also applied to the plural use)

2. a song recorded on a phonographic record

(from the material the records were made of)

Vinyl records are no longer used by most ordinary people, but are still common among DJs.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

all thumbs

very awkward or inept, not dextrous

He is all thumbs with power tools.

by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2009

moonlight

to work at a second job in the evening or night

If he did moonlight he'd have more money than energy.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2010

mellow-yellow

1. the putative use of the inside of a banana peel as a halucinagenic drug (a 1960's hoax that became connected with an urban legend about a song of a similar name after the debut of the said song, and susequently spawned more hoaxes, sense 2 is likely also linked to the song)

2. Lysergic acid diethylamide, a hallucinogenic drug

3. a five milligram tablet of valium (from the yellow color of the tablet)

I wouldn't waste my time with mellow-yellow if I were you.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2011

franken-

a combined word meaning genetically engineered or unnaturally produced

Most ordinary people want to tell Monsanto to take their franken-beets and shove 'em. (example of franken-)

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2011

lead

bullets fired from a gun, gun shots

If you don't watch your back you will get hit with lead.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2007

turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person

The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2010