fly on the wall

an inconspicuous observer, a secret witness

I think there was a fly on the wall when I told mom about the Nigerian email that I had to delete.

by The Return of Light Joker January 23, 2008

lead

bullets fired from a gun, gun shots

If you don't watch your back you will get hit with lead.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2007

turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person

The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2010

washout

a failure or disappointment

Charlie Sheen was apparently a washout as a comedian.

by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2011

404

1. crazy or stupid

2. I don't know. (used in text messaging)

(from the computer message that appears on the screen when the browser fails to find the web site's server)

This guy is totally 404.

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2008

finger lickin good

exceptionally delicious (possibly for a slogan from KFC)

Those ribs were finger lickin good.

by The Return of Light Joker April 08, 2010

bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily

If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009