evergreen

1. something that remains perennially fresh, or interesting, something enduring

2. an article that is billed as news but is really penetrating analysis (from the notion that such material is perdurably useful)

I just had to call bullshit on the latest evergreen article the collage's paper published.

by The Return of Light Joker April 02, 2011

think-piece

a newspaper article that consists of analysis, opinions, ideas or discussions, rather than basic news and facts

It seems these people are more focused on the most recently released think-piece than on information.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2011

yellow sheet

a criminal record

He had a yellow sheet as long as the yellow streak down his back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 04, 2011

drift

1. meaning, intent

2. a controlled sidewards skid

3. to leave

He ruined the approach if you get my drift.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2009

all over the map

1. widely scattered

2. in a widely varied maner

He looked for grandpa all over the map when he ran away from the hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2010

bag

1. the scrotum

2. a condom

3. an envelope of illegal drugs

4. a woman's breast

5. to get

6. to arrest

7. to break into a place with the intention of secretly investigating something

8. to criticize someone

After masturbating excessively for so long, he had a wrinkled bag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2009

on the make

1. ambitious and aspiring, especially in a ruthless, exploitative way

2. offering and seeking sexual gratification or conquest

Unfortunately, when one tyrant falls, another is likely to be on the make.

by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2011