apples to oranges

a comparison that is unfair because the subjects cannot be evaluated according to the same criteria

This discussion on who has the most authority in the county is apples to oranges. We are getting nothing done.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011

hands-on

1. active and practical

2. controlled manually rather than automatically.

My teacher has a hands-on policy.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 08, 2007

house-cleaning

a reorganization of a business, government entity, or organization, especially with presumed intention of dismissing dishonest or incompetent officials/employees

They talk about a house-cleaning, yet they barely took any action.

by The Return of Light Joker October 07, 2010

blues

1. depression, melancholy

2. a style of jazz music

If you have the blues, eat a square of chocolate.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2008

poison

1. Someone or something that seems to bring harm or ill effects

2. liquor, especially cheap liquor

His attitude has always been poison.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2009

queen it

to behave in a refined and arrogant way

She always has to queen it in front of my friends.

by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2009

on your horse, amigo?

How are you? (Korean war, a corruption of a a greeting used in the Korean language)

On your horse, amigo? Is mom alright?

by The Return of Light Joker October 06, 2011