joy ride

a fast, reckless ride taken in a stolen vehicle solely for pleasure

If I hear that you have been on a joy ride when I get back, I will turn you in before you can even figure it out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2009

flatline

1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)

2. to die

Don't let him flatline now.

by The Return of Light Joker February 04, 2009

mushy

sentimental, blatantly emotional

He always gets so mushy when asked about his social life.

by The Return of Light Joker December 06, 2009

a little bird told me

I was told by someone familiar but won't say who

I know you have been having problems because a little bird told me.

by The Return of Light joker May 03, 2010

brain surgery

anything that is very difficult or complicated

Finding the road to the office is not brain surgery.

by The Return of Light Joker June 02, 2010

Fix it again Tony

a Fiat brand automobile (a backronym stemming from the lack of reliability and other problems ecountered in the vehicles by U.S. owners durning the 1970's-80's)

Your Fix it again Tony is blowing out fumes again.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2011

Kangaroo court

1. an extralegal or corrupt court

2. any court perceived as being less than fair

This trial is being run by a kangaroo court.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2008