iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters

The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 10, 2008

ticker

the heart (not used in the emotional sense)

Don't let your ticker beat so fast.

by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2009

aftershock

a consequence of something

The aftershock of the incident almos got him impeached.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2008

4ever

forever(used in electronic media)

May you have good luck 4ever.

by The Return of Light Joker February 21, 2008

Zapper

1.a remote controller, usually one for a television

2.a person who constantly changes the television channel

Put the zapper away when you are done with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 23, 2009

Nice work if you can get it

That would be pleasant to do. That would be fun (sometimes with sexual overtones)

He took them to the beach and got paid for it. Nice work if you can get it. What are you waiting for.

by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2009

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 25, 2010