The Return of Light Joker's definitions

headless chicken

a panic stricken and/or illogical person

The once heroic veteran turned into a regular headless chicken overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2010

brain one

the most basic intelligence

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.

by The Return of Light Joker October 28, 2011

iron out

1. to arrange satisfactorily, straighten out

2. to shoot someone with a handgun

I had to iron out the plans for vacation.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010

size up

to estimate or assess someone or something

He did size up the potential destruction, but did not act decisively in the end.

by The Return of Light Joker May 25, 2009

chew light bulbs

to do something very painful

I would rather chew light bulbs than go to that country.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2009

XYZ

make sure the crotch of your pants is zipped up (from examine your zipper)

You over there, XYZ!

by The Return of Light Joker February 26, 2008

hare scramble

a motorcycle or quad race held on wooded or natural terrain

A nearby hare scramble went horribly wrong when a rider ran into a huge tree.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011